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FOR ANYONE WHO GIVES A DAMN, I JUST GOT BACK FROM NEPETA’S APARTMENT. I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK SHE LEARNED THIS SHIT, BUT SHE MAKES DELICIOUS PUDDING.

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HELLO “PEZ,” I RESPECT YOUR MUSIC CHOICES. THAT’S THE CLOSEST THING TO KINDNESS YOU WILL EVER HEAR OUT OF MY MOUTH. HANDS. WHATEVER, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS WHOLE “WELCOMING FOLLWERS THING.” SURE THANKS FOR FOLLOWING, NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, STRANGER-THAT-I’VE-NEVER-MET-BEFORE. SOMEONE EXPLAIN BLOGGING TO ME AGAIN, I’M CONFUSED.

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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applejuiceflavoredpiss:

spaceharley:

aah guys i almost stepped on this weird baby troll thing help!

join the fucking club

we have little sashes that you can put your achievement badges on

so far i have the friendship badge and the holy shit you almost microwaved one badge

I’M SERIOUS JUST STICK THEM IN A FUCKING CLOSET OR SOME SHIT AND THROW SOME MEAT IN BEFORE YOU GO TO BED. THAT’S ALL THE LITTLE SHITS NEED, THEY’VE GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH PLAYMATES.

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applejuiceflavoredpiss:

karkatsshitcastle:

HOW MANY GRUBS ARE THERE ACTUALLY INSIDE OF YOUR APARTMENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT? INCLUDING ROSE’S OF COURSE.

fuck i dont know

like 12 or 13

cause you know thats all i do all day

yup brb gotta sit around on my ass for eternity babysitting your hate children

THEY ARE NOT MY FUCKING HATE CHILDREN, TROLLS CAN’T EVEN HAVE CHILDREN. JUST GO TALK TO YOUR SISTER OR SOMETHING, I EXPLAINED THIS SHIT TO HER ALREADY.

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grimdarkknittingneedles:

karkatsshitcastle:

JUST… KEEP THEM THERE AND FEED THEM OR SOMETHING. IT’S PROBABLY THE WHOLE “THE UNIVERSE HAS A MILLION AND ONE TIME LOOPS TO COMPLETE” THING. AGAIN. I’M GETTING SICK TO DEATH OF THIS SHIT.

Feed them? How?

You’re the troll here, Karkat. Unless I’ve suddenly grown horns and my skin has magically gone a few shades grayer. 

John and I have no idea how to take care of them. You do, to an extent. 

Is my purpose for badgering you growing clearer?

YEAH, I GET IT, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. JUST GIVE THEM SOME FUCKING FOOD. MEAT, THEY’LL EAT MEAT. JUST… THROW IT ON THE GROUND. DON’T EVEN BOTHER COOKING IT, THEY DON’T GIVE A DAMN. THEY’LL JUST TEAR INTO IT. MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON’T GET SMASHED, CRAWL DOWN DRAINS, OR EAT YOUR VALUABLES. PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE HUMAN CHILDREN.

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    GO FUCK A SCALEMATE, YOU INSUFFERABLE ASSPUMPKIN.

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grimdarkknittingneedles:

karkatsshitcastle:

WELL IF WE WERE ON ALTERNIA, WE WOULD PICK THEM UP AND BRING THEM TO… HELL, I DON’T KNOW. IT ISN’T LIKE WE EVER ACTUALLY DEALT WITH THAT ISSUE. ASSUMING THAT WE’RE STILL ON THIS DINGY PLANET THAT YOU AND NOW UNFORTUNATELY WE CALL “HOME” AND “EARTH” SIMULTANEOUSLY…

I DON’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING CLUE.

WHY?

This isn’t so much a hypothetical situation as something that’s actually happening. Right now. In my apartment. 

Kind of a cause for alarm. 

Well, if you don’t know how to deal with them, can you at least place a guess as to why they’re here?

JUST… KEEP THEM THERE AND FEED THEM OR SOMETHING. IT’S PROBABLY THE WHOLE “THE UNIVERSE HAS A MILLION AND ONE TIME LOOPS TO COMPLETE” THING. AGAIN. I’M GETTING SICK TO DEATH OF THIS SHIT.

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applejuiceflavoredpiss:

fuck guys call an exterminator
i came home expecting to reach into my closet grab some aj and sharpen my katanas or some shit open the door and all these fucking alien caterpillar things fall out
this teal one keeps cackling and latching onto my shirt with its teeth
also theres no more apple juice

HOW MANY GRUBS ARE THERE ACTUALLY INSIDE OF YOUR APARTMENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT? INCLUDING ROSE’S OF COURSE.

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eridan-ambeaura:

I drew Karkat today. 

*sniff*

FUCK YOU. ALL OF YOU.

I’D SAY MORE, BUT I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA.

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